Before you consider reading Lemony Snicket’s new book series All the Wrong Questions ask yourself:
1. Are you curious to know if the nurse in this gif is good with a knife?
2. Do you want to know more about a stolen statue and a missing girl?
3. Do you really think that’s any of your business? Why? What kind of person are you? Are you sure?
4. Why are you changing the subject? You’re supposed to be considering reading Lemony Snicket’s All the Wrong Questions. Are the first two volumes available wherever books are sold?
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