Can You Be Trusted?

Dear Alleged Associate,

Please immediately listen to THIS which contains a top secret recorded conversation between Daniel Handler and myself, and see the attachment below, which depicts an undisclosed book cover.

The more people who are made aware of this classified information the better chance we have of keeping our secret. 

With all due respect, 

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Lemony Snicket

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Who is driving the taxi? Are they old enough to drive? How much is the tip?

Who is driving the taxi? Are they old enough to drive? How much is the tip?

attn VFD: stanzas in meditation re: ATWQ1/4;7/7

attn VFD: stanzas in meditation re: ATWQ1/4;7/7

Where is that screaming coming from?

Where is that screaming coming from?

Who stole the statue?

Who stole the statue?

(Source: LemonySnicketLibrary.com)