Who are you? Why are you here? What are you looking for? Does this have anything to do with Lemony Snicket? Do you really think that's any of your business? Why? What kind of person are you? Are you sure?
Who is that standing behind you?
These are all the wrong questions. For answers, follow this page.
Always pack something formal and
black when going on a field trip.
People die on vacation all the
time.
Dear Alleged Associate,
Please immediately listen to THIS which contains a top secret recorded conversation between Daniel Handler and myself, and see the attachment below, which depicts an undisclosed book cover.
The more people who are made aware of this classified information the better chance we have of keeping our secret.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Posted on Thursday, February 28th 2013
Who is driving the taxi? Are they old enough to drive? How much is the tip?
Posted on Sunday, December 23rd 2012
Source LemonySnicketLibrary.com
attn VFD: stanzas in meditation re: ATWQ1/4;7/7
Posted on Thursday, December 20th 2012
Source lemonysnicketlibrary.com
Where is that screaming coming from?
Posted on Tuesday, December 4th 2012
Source lemonysnicketlibrary.com
Who stole the statue?
Posted on Friday, November 2nd 2012
Source LemonySnicketLibrary.com
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