Pittsburgh! Please find in the above video file a message from Lemony Snicket’s official representative, Daniel Handler. Watch it and prepare yourself.
LEMONY SNICKET IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN.
Pittsburgh Arts & Lectures will be presenting Mr. Snicket at Carnegie Library Lecture Hall tomorrow, Friday,10/25/13 at 7:00pm. He will sign copies of his new novel, "When Did You See Her Last?", which is, unfortunately, now available everywhere books are sold.
Further details of Mr. Snicket’s whereabouts can be found here.
Lemony Snicket’s official representative, Daniel Handler, has a top secret message for the citizens of Washington, D.C.: Lemony Snicket is headed to your town.
Listed below are the locations and times of where and when you will find Mr. Snicket and his new novel, "When Did You See Her Last?". This list is for your eyes only. Viewing it with your eyes closed is therefore pointless.
Lemony Snicket’s official representative, Daniel Handler, has a message for his colleagues* in New York City: Lemony Snicket is headed to your town to discuss his new novel, "When Did You See Her Last?".
His colleagues should meet him at The BookMark Shoppe on Tuesday, October 15th at 6:30pm.
*If you are reading this, he considers you a colleague.
Can You Be Trusted?
Dear Alleged Associate,
Please immediately listen to THIS which contains a top secret recorded conversation between Daniel Handler and myself, and see the attachment below, which depicts an undisclosed book cover.
The more people who are made aware of this classified information the better chance we have of keeping our secret.
With all due respect,