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Who is Dr. Flammarion? And Nurse Dander? Why has Kit been arrested? Where is the Museum of Items? What does all of this have to do with the Cleo Knight case?
Look out for Lemony Snicket’s When Did You See Her Last?, the second installment in the All The Wrong Questions series—out October 15, 2013.

thesnicketfile:

Who is Dr. Flammarion? And Nurse Dander? Why has Kit been arrested? Where is the Museum of Items? What does all of this have to do with the Cleo Knight case?

Look out for Lemony Snicket’s When Did You See Her Last?, the second installment in the All The Wrong Questions series—out October 15, 2013.

Posted on Friday, May 17th 2013

Reblogged from The Snicket File

Future Hollywood filmmakers and present Lemony Snicket fans, The Flow Blockers, imagine a movie for “Who Could That Be At This Hour?” and create a nail biting trailer.

(The directors’ entire process is so secret it can be viewed only by those who have this link: http://youtube.com/TheFlowBlockers)

Posted on Friday, May 17th 2013

Can You Be Trusted?

Dear Alleged Associate,

Please immediately listen to THIS which contains a top secret recorded conversation between Daniel Handler and myself, and see the attachment below, which depicts an undisclosed book cover.

The more people who are made aware of this classified information the better chance we have of keeping our secret. 

With all due respect, 

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Lemony Snicket

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Posted on Thursday, February 28th 2013